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60 Puns Jokes So Bad They Should Be Pun-ished

Humor is the one thing I think about way too much for someone who isn’t getting paid to do it professionally.

So What Exactly Is a Pun? A pun is a joke that exploits the fact that language is, frankly, a mess. Words sound like other words.

Weiners are just inherently funny. I don’t make the rules.

I’ve been making puns lists for years now and honestly the meta-ness of making a puns list about lists has been haunting me like a to-do item I keep…

I’ve been sitting on a beach towel for three hours and I’ve already texted four people puns they didn’t ask for.

Teeth are the only bones you clean every day (yes I know they’re not technically bones, please don’t email me about it) and yet most people…

Honey is the only food I can think of where the word itself already sounds like a term of endearment, and honestly that’s done a lot of heavy…

Masks are inherently funny to me. Something about covering half your face and expecting people to still take you seriously, it’s comedy built into…

Bananas are the funniest fruit and I will die on this hill. They’re shaped like a smile, they come in their own biodegradable packaging, and…

Hearts are objectively the funniest organ. I don’t make the rules.

Mr. Freeze is one of those villains who should be impossible to take seriously, the guy literally has “freeze” in his name and wears a…