I’ve been thinking about state puns for like three days straight and honestly my brain is now in a permanent state of disrepair.
60 English Puns That Are Literally Hilarious
English is the only language that mugs other languages in dark alleys, rifles through their pockets for loose vocabulary, and then pretends it was always…
60 Orange Puns That Are Zest Too Funny to Handle
Oranges are objectively the funniest fruit. I don’t make the rules.
60 Biology Puns That Are Cell-ariously Funny
Biology is the only subject where you can say “nice genes” to someone and mean it academically.
60 Clever Puns So Sharp They Should Come With A Warning
I’ve been writing puns for way too long. Like, years. And the thing that keeps me up at night isn’t whether a pun is good or bad, it’s…
60 Couple Puns That Are A Perfect Match Made In Humor
Couples are objectively the funniest unit of people. One person is just a person. Three people is a group project.
60 Gun Puns That Are Sure to Trigger Laughs
I’ve been sitting on a gun puns doc for like three months now and it’s gotten out of hand.
60 Star Wars Puns That Are Obi-Wan of a Kind
Star Wars puns are the one thing in my life I refuse to feel shame about.
60 Chicken Puns That Are Eggs-traordinarily Funny
Chickens are objectively the funniest animal. I don’t make the rules.
60 Biblical Puns That Are Absolutely Psalm-thing Else
I grew up going to Sunday school, which means I’ve had roughly three decades to accumulate biblical puns that make people either groan or slowly…
60 Terrible Puns So Bad They Circle Back to Genius
I’ve been collecting terrible puns the way some people collect vintage records, with no shame, questionable taste, and a genuine belief that the…