Watermelon is the funniest fruit and I will die on this hill. It’s 92% water, it’s got “melon” right there in the name begging to…
60 Puns That Totally Steal the Show-Stopper
Shows are weird when you think about it. You show up, you show off, you show your hand, you show someone the door, the word is doing like nine jobs at…
60 Shaving Puns That Are A Cut Above The Rest
Shaving is the one thing I do every morning where I’m holding a blade to my own throat and somehow that’s the boring part of my day.
60 Coronavirus Puns That Are Sickeningly Funny
I’ve been sitting on a coronavirus puns document since like 2020 and honestly it’s only gotten funnier with age.
60 Fat Puns That Are Absolutely Waist-ful
Fat puns are one of those categories where you start out thinking “oh this’ll be easy” and then twenty minutes later you’re…
60 Fox Puns So Funny They’re Unfur-gettable
Foxes are just dogs who went to art school. I’ve been sitting on that thought for weeks, and I don’t know where else to put it, so here we are.
60 Cake Puns That Take the Cake Every Time
Cake is the only food that gets its own dedicated lying ritual.
60 Best Reddit Puns That Will Upvote Your Mood
Reddit is the only place where a perfectly crafted pun can get you 10,000 upvotes or buried alive in the comments, and honestly there’s no…
60 Cactus Puns That Are Sharp, Witty, and On Point
I’ve been weirdly obsessed with cacti since I impulse-bought a saguaro at a farmer’s market in 2019.
60 Pun Names So Clever They Should Be Il-Legal
Names are just so inherently funny to me. Like, your parents looked at your tiny wrinkled face and decided on a word that you’d have to spell out…
60 Duck Puns That Are Quacking Us Up
Ducks are objectively the funniest bird. I don’t make the rules.