Ponly Puns – Page 4 – Puns for Every Occasion

60 Poop Puns That Are Absolutely Crap-tivating

I’ve been sitting on these poop puns for way too long. That sentence works on multiple levels and I’m not sorry about any of them.

Thanksgiving is the one holiday where being a glutton is basically patriotic, and I respect that deeply.

Fish are objectively the funniest animals. I don’t make the rules.

Meta-humor is the only genre where you can fail and succeed at the same time.

My dad once told me a pun so bad that I didn’t speak to him for three hours. Then I called him back and told him one that was worse.

Donuts are the one food that’s literally shaped like a zero but somehow adds everything to my day.

Goats are objectively the funniest farm animal and I will not be taking questions on this.

Muscle puns are my bread and butter. Well, muscle puns and actual bread and butter, because I’m not giving up carbs no matter what my gym buddy says.

Guac is the only food that has its own economy. People will pay $2.50 extra for it without blinking, but they’ll argue over a $3 ATM fee.

Punning is the only art form where people groan at you and then immediately ask for more.

Valentine’s Day is the one holiday where you’re actively encouraged to be as corny as possible, and honestly? I’ve been waiting all year…