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60 Baseball Puns That Are A Real Hit

Baseball is the only sport where you can talk about stealing and sacrifice in the same sentence and nobody calls the cops.

Sexual name puns are one of those things where you either grew up knowing a kid named “Dick Long” and never recovered, or you didn’t and…

Eggs are objectively the funniest food. I don’t make the rules.

I’ve been sitting on a leaf pun doc for like three weeks now and it’s gotten out of hand.

The ocean is, hands down, the funniest body of water. Lakes try. Rivers have their moments.

I’ve had rabbits on the brain for about three weeks now because my neighbor got two Holland Lops and I can hear them thumping through the wall at…

Toast is the most underappreciated food in existence and I will die on this hill. It’s bread that went through something and came out better.

Otters are objectively the funniest animal. I don’t make the rules.

Bone puns are one of those categories where you think you’ll run out of material fast and then realize the human skeleton has 206 bones and the…

Kitchens are honestly the funniest rooms in any house and nobody talks about it enough.

I’ve been told my sense of humor is “an acquired taste,” which is just what people say when they’re too polite to tell you to stop.