Mint is the most aggressive herb in existence. I planted some in my garden three years ago and it’s basically staged a hostile takeover of every…
60 Rat Puns That Are Squeakingly Funny
Rats don’t get enough credit in the pun world. Dogs, cats, fish, they’ve all been done to death.
60 Boba Puns That Are Tea-riffically Funny
Boba is the one thing I will never say no to. I’ve tried.
No Pun Intended: What It Really Means (Seriously)
So What Does “Pun Intended” Actually Mean? Let’s start with the obvious, because sometimes the obvious needs saying.
60 Poison Puns So Toxic They’re Absolutely Venom-enal
Poison is one of those topics where the puns practically write themselves and yet somehow I still manage to mess half of them up.
60 Puns From Tumblr That Will Make You Reblog In Shame
Tumblr is the only platform where someone will write a 3,000-word essay about a cat picture and then end it with “anyway, capitalism.
60 Cold Puns That Are Snow Laughing Matter
Cold weather has exactly one redeeming quality, and it’s that it gives us an excuse to make terrible wordplay while huddled under blankets.
60 Harry Potter Puns That Are Riddikulus-ly Funny
Harry Potter puns are the one genre of wordplay where I genuinely can’t tell if I’m clever or just deeply, irreversibly damaged by reading the…
60 Tiger Puns That Are Claw-fully Funny
Tigers are objectively the coolest cats. I don’t make the rules.
60 Noodle Puns That Are Im-pasta-bly Funny
Noodles are objectively the funniest food. I don’t make the rules.
60 California Puns That Are Golden State of Mind
California is the only place where you can get stuck in traffic for two hours, eat a $22 avocado toast, see a celebrity at CVS, and still think…
