Science – Ponly Puns

60 Math Puns That Are Totally Sum-thing Else

Math is the only subject where you can argue that your problems are literally everyone else’s problems too, and honestly, I’ve been collecting…

Space has been on my mind a lot lately because my neighbor got one of those backyard telescopes and now every clear night he’s out there narrating…

I’ve been writing computer science puns for longer than I’ve been able to actually write good code, which is honestly the more useful skill.

Electricity puns are my bread and butter. Well, not literally, that would be a fire hazard.

DNA is the funniest molecule and I will die on this hill. It’s literally shaped like a twisted ladder, nature went full abstract art on the most…

Physics is the one subject where you can say something objectively wrong and someone will still go “well, technically in a non-inertial reference…

Math is the only subject where you can genuinely upset someone by asking them to solve their own problems.

Dinosaurs are the funniest thing we never got to meet. Sixty-five million years gone and we’re still out here naming them stuff like…

Computers are the only thing in my life that crash more than I do at 2 PM on a Tuesday.

Geology is the only science where being called “dirty” is basically a job requirement.