Professions – Ponly Puns

60 Doctor Who Puns That Are Ex-TARDIS-narily Funny

I’ve been rewatching Classic Who at 2am again and my brain has entered that state where everything sounds like a pun. You know the state.

My cousin married a lawyer and now every family dinner is a deposition. I can’t even pass the salt without someone raising an objection.

Clowns are the only profession where showing up to work drunk and falling down is technically a performance review.

My dad’s been a doctor for 30 years and I swear the man has never once missed an opportunity to make a medical pun at the dinner table.

Chefs are the only people who can yell at you, set things on fire, and wield knives, and we call it entertainment.

Dentist puns are the only genre of humor where the groans are indistinguishable from the actual sounds people make in the chair.