Animals – Ponly Puns

60 Cat Puns So Hiss-terical You’ll Need All Nine Lives

My cat knocked my coffee off the desk this morning, looked me dead in the eyes, and I still said “I love you.

Cow puns are the one genre of humor where I genuinely can’t tell if I’m getting better or worse at this.

Fishing puns are the backbone of my personality at this point.

Fish are objectively the funniest animals. I don’t make the rules.

Goats are objectively the funniest farm animal and I will not be taking questions on this.

My cat knocked my coffee off the desk this morning and I swear she looked proud of herself.

Dogs are the only topic where I can make the worst joke imaginable and people still share it on Instagram with a picture of their golden retriever.

Cowboys are just objectively funny. Something about a person whose entire job description is “sit on animal, yell” has always gotten to me.

Camels are inherently funny animals and I will not be taking questions on this.

I’ve been eating out way too much lately and my wallet is crying, but honestly the puns I’ve collected are worth every overpriced appetizer.